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Santa
was riding on a horse. He jumped the red
light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:
'Le Karle Number Note'
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Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their
new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual
& dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto |
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While walking in the highlands Santa fell
down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here |
Banta:
Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha,
kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat
kharab hai. |
Santa
was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat |
| Santa
was looking at a painting for a long time
of a naked woman with leaves covering the
body, he was asked what he was doing and
he answered: Waiting for autumn. |
Lady
to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy
potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back
yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
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A
lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming
daily since 4 days, I press the bell but
no one comes out |
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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