| Mobile
Prices in
Pakistan,
USA, UK | Nokia
- SonyEricsson
- Motorola
- Sumsung |
| Free
SMS to Pakistan Mobilink,
Warid,
Ufone,
Telenor,
Zong,
Insta
|
| The
longest sentence known to man: -I do- |
Crime
doesn't pay..
Does that mean my job is a crime? |
Why
were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before
the final copy. |
Q:What
is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! |
| |
I
wrote your name on the sand it got washed
away
I wrote your name on air its got blown away
so i wrote your name in my heart i got a
heart attock. |
| A
successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend |
|
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we
live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not
the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH. |
So
Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie. |
| When
u feel lonely and alone & cannot see
any one around you, the world seems to be
fading away, come along with me I'll take
u to an eye specialist! |
| Marriage
is a three ring circus: an engagement ring,
a wedding ring, and suffering |
| Your
smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice
can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence
to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison
you r the best. |
| Today,
tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart
that would always beat for you. You know
Whose? Your Own Stupid! |
If
u want success in life be
Sweet like Honey,
Regular like Clock,
Fresh like Rose,
Soft like Tissue,
Strong like Rock,
Sure like Death
&
smart like ME. |
| Sometime
my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care
for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart
answers it's simply because mental patient
needs more care. |
| If
I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like
2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius.
I would only like a brain that has never
been used. |
| Tussi
brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice,
gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind,
ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms
par rahe ho. |
When
you get this SMS, send it to
1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u. |
| My
goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal,
I'll be successful and if I don't reach
my goal, I'll still be successful. |
| Like
energy, love can neither be created nor
destroyed. It can just be transferred from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend. |
I
saw u on the roof one day ,
U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet,
Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect,
I started 2 sing a song ,
UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY....... |
| Consequences
of American life style: The wife rushed
into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling,
Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating
our kids. |
| You
should do two things in the morning...Pray
to God so you can live and have a shower
so others can live. |
want you 2 know that our friendship means
a lot 2 me.
U cry I cry.
U lauf I lauf.
U jump out of the window
I look down &then
I lauf again |
I've
written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. |
